Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke
While I can’t fault Shakespeare, I think my favorite stage direction is from David Mamet’s little known classic ‘The Revenge of the Space Pandas or Binky Rudich and the Two Speed Clock’ “Mrs Rudich freezes while Binky, Bob and Vivian start to spin off the earth.”